Authors of the Crypt

All Good Things

Summary: Things have reached their breaking point.

AUTHOR: Mick
RATING: PG-13
SERIES: Love in Losses
CHARACTER: John Cena, Carl Edwards
COMPLETED: 11/04/10
WORD COUNT: 1,269
DISCLAIMER: If I owned them I’d be too busy to write this stuff. Just fiction, folks!
NOTE: This is it, folks. The series is complete. It's been a long couple of years since I first started this and I honestly thought it was never going to end. Things have come full circle for me. What started out as a fic to help me deal with the passing of Chris Benoit has turned into one of the greatest series of fics I feel I've ever written. Carl and John have been nothing but fun for me and I'm so proud of each and every one of the fics in this series. I hope y'all have loved them as much as I have.
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Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum
Uniondale, New York



( All Good Things )

Office Romance

Summary: They say office romances ain't a good idea, but what about when the romance starts before the office is even involved?

AUTHOR: Mick
RATING: PG
SERIES: nascar_fic100
PROMPT: 89 - Work
CHARACTER: Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Jimmie Johnson
COMPLETED: 01/21/11
WORD COUNT: 1,583
DISCLAIMER: If I owned them I’d be too busy to write this stuff. Just fiction, folks!
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Daytona International Speedway
Daytona, Florida



( Office Romance )

It's that time again. Time to make your requests and make me your writing bitch. ;-)

I'm doing something a little different this year as I'm actually taking nano seriously and working in another fandom altogether! But fear not, December will belong to NASCAR and all those who love those dirty little drivers. ;-) This year I'm going to take requests until I get as many as I think I can handle. Now this may be all of them, it may not. It just depends on what gets requested LOL.

Anywayyyyyyyyyy on with the fun.

Pick some thing you want me to write and I'll fic something especially for you. Now, I'm gonna try not to get over my head here so I'm only guaranteeing a drabble but for those that know my writing...I'm rarely that brief. I think everything last year was much, much longer than that! But anyway, what I need from you on this screened post is your request. Now my only request is you give me a few options in case I get writer's block I want to be able to give you something. Choose anything you want and I'll do my best but I think you all know I write some characters better than others. My only veto is incest, Joey Logano and slashing the Shrub. Sorry, but that's just not something I think I can write but beyond that...hit me with it and I'll try my hardest. Also if your request is furthering an existing storyline that's fine too!

Merry Christmas guys. I'm looking forward to seeing what yall come up with. I'm planning on posting these fics on Christmas Day like I did last year.

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR COMMENT ON THIS POST. Thx ;-)

~Cat

When I Come Around

 

Summary: It’s Wrestlemania XXVI and there’s a bitter sweetness in the air.

 

AUTHOR: Mick

RATING: G

SERIES: Love in Losses

CHARACTER: John Cena, Carl Edwards

COMPLETED: 04/07/2010

WORD COUNT: 2,010

DISCLAIMER: If I owned them I’d be too busy to write this stuff. Just fiction, folks!

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March 28^th, 2010

University of Phoenix Stadium

Glendale, Arizona

 

When I Come Around

AUTHOR: Mick
RATING: PG-13
SERIES: Love in Losses
CHARACTER: John Cena, Carl Edwards
COMPLETED: 09-22-10
WORD COUNT: 3,281
DISCLAIMER: If I owned them I’d be too busy to write this stuff. Just fiction, folks!
NOTE: This fic takes place the night of Carl’s guest-host appearance on Monday Night Raw in Lafayette, LA on February 8th, 2010. There’s a lot of back and forth in this one, because I combined it with a fic I’d started over a year before, after the passing of Andrew “Test” Martin, but thanks to a crashed computer I lost two fics at once and had to go off sketchy handwritten notes. I think it came out alright and I hope y’all enjoy.
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Monday Night Raw Taping
Lafayette, Louisiana
February 8th, 2010

Another Mountain

2010-08-27

Summary: A look into the mind of a champion

AUTHOR: Mick
RATING: G
SERIES: From the Desk of…
CHARACTER: Jeff Gordon
COMPLETED: 08/17/10
WORD COUNT: 649
DISCLAIMER: If I owned them I’d be too busy to write this stuff. Just fiction, folks!
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Charlotte, NC

August 27th, 2010

The Play of Jealousy Against His Skin

Summary: He wants more than he has.

AUTHOR: Zippit
CHARACTER: Clint Bowyer/Dale Earnhardt Jr/Kevin Harvick; Clint POV
CHALLENGE: Christmas Request 2009
RATING: NC-17
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 3,258
WRITTEN FOR: breakingeven
DISCLAIMER: If you recognize anyone in this piece, I am in no way affiliated with or know them personally. I am neither making a profit nor plan to do so. This is nothing more than an exercise in fiction. This is a result of an overactive imagination and I claim no truth to these words.
BETA: Thanks to Catw00man for the beta. All other errors are mine.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Errr, this has been sitting in my WIP folder for over a year now but it fit perfectly for your request. It takes place post race of the spring 2008 Richmond race where Kyle and June were battling for the lead then Kyle spun them both out letting Mr. Bowyer win. Happy Holidays!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Post Race Crown Royal 400 – Richmond International Speedway – Richmond, Virginia – May 3rd, 2008

To the Victor Go the Spoils

To the Victor Go the Spoils

Summary: There’s no sweeter homecoming than this.

AUTHOR: Zippit
CHARACTER: Dale Earnhardt Jr/Jeff Gordon; Dale Jr POV
CHALLENGE: Christmas Request 2009
RATING: NC-17
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 2,348
WRITTEN FOR: fandom_traveler
DISCLAIMER: If you recognize anyone in this piece, I am in no way affiliated with or know them personally. I am neither making a profit nor plan to do so. This is nothing more than an exercise in fiction. This is a result of an overactive imagination and I claim no truth to these words.
BETA: Thanks to Catw00man for the beta. All other errors are mine.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is part of an unofficial series called GEM and is set after the 2008 Budweiser Shootout where Dale Jr. won.
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Daytona International Speedway – Daytona Beach, Florida – February 9th, 2008

To the Victor Go the Spoils

HMS Rendezvous

Summary: Dale pays a little unexpected visit to HMS.

AUTHOR: Catw00man
RATING: NC-17
SERIES: Storm Series
CHARACTER: Dale Earnhardt Jr/Jeff Gordon, Dale Jr POV
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 4,752
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
DEDICATION: This fic is a Christmas request written especially for morbid_model. I hope this is sorta what you had in mind hun. ;) Merry Christmas hun!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Ok so this thing has already kinda gone AU, since in the first fic I had Jeff win the Championship in ’04. Also, he made the trip to Paris with Jimmie for the ROC race. *shrugs* Oh well, my fic, my rules, right? As for this, you know you all wanted to see June crash HMS. Well, I know I did. ;) This is for you who voted for more back story!
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Hendrick Motorsports - Charlotte, NC –February 2, 2009

HMS Rendezvous

One Sweet Love

Summary: The sight of Dale Earnhardt Jr. in one of his Championship jackets isn’t one he’ll be sharing.

AUTHOR: Zippit
CHARACTER: Jeff Gordon/Dale Earnhardt Jr; Jeff POV
CHALLENGE: Christmas Request 2009
RATING: NC-17
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 2,177
WRITTEN FOR: junior8senior3
DISCLAIMER: If you recognize anyone in this piece, I am in no way affiliated with or know them personally. I am neither making a profit nor plan to do so. This is nothing more than an exercise in fiction. This is a result of an overactive imagination and I claim no truth to these words.
BETA: Thanks to Catw00man for the beta. All other errors are mine.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is part of an unofficial series called GEM and takes place early in June’s career. Enjoy!
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One Sweet Love

Dirt Racer’s Dream

Summary: Clint has a little fun with the help of a friend.

AUTHOR: Catw00man
RATING: NC-17
CHARACTER: Clint Bowyer/Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, Clint POV
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 4,646
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
DEDICATION: This fic is a Christmas request written for an anonymous, So I guess it's for everybody. :). So Merry Christmas to all of you!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This takes place during the rescheduled Prelude to the Dream and follows after Cowboy in the City.
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Prelude to the Dream – Eldora Speedway – October 9, 2009

Alcohol Induced Haze

Summary: He's not responsible for his actions while under the influence.

AUTHOR: Zippit
CHARACTER: Kyle Busch, Dale Earnhardt Jr; Kyle POV
CHALLENGE: Christmas Request 2009
RATING: PG-13
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 1,813
WRITTEN FOR:
DISCLAIMER: If you recognize anyone in this piece, I am in no way affiliated with or know them personally. I am neither making a profit nor plan to do so. This is nothing more than an exercise in fiction. This is a result of an overactive imagination and I claim no truth to these words.
BETA: Thanks to Catw00man for the beta. All other errors are mine.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, I said I didn’t do Kyle but it’s what you wanted so here’s the best I could do. Sorry, princess.
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Alcohol Induced Haze

Wasting Time

Summary: It’s been one of those ridiculous weekends where we can’t keep our hands off each other and I can’t find it in me to care.
AUTHOR: Mick
RATING: NC-17
CHARACTER: Jimmie Johnson, Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
SERIES: nascar_fic100 (Prompt 78: Where?)
COMPLETED: 12/31/09
WORD COUNT: 1,967
DISCLAIMER: If I owned them I’d be too busy to write this stuff. Just fiction, folks!
NOTE: I started this fic back in September after attending the Chevy FanFest event in Richmond on raceday morning. The appearance included Q&A’s with Richard Childress, Jeff Gordon, Tony Stewart, Jimmie Johnson, and Dale Junior. Tony overslept and so everyone else got shuffled around to cover for him, leaving Jimmie with a five minute appearance while Junior wound up last with about twenty minutes to kill. It set my mind in overdrive and this is what happened.
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Chevy FanFest
Richmond, VA

Wasting Time

Unintended Consequences

Summary: Sometimes a prank can go too far.

AUTHOR: Catw00man
RATING: NC-17
CHARACTER: Clint Bowyer/Kevin Harvick, Clint POV
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 5,575
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
DEDICATION: This fic is a Christmas request written especially for booboolin87. It took me awhile to work out a hurt/comfort scenario that worked for me. I hope you enjoy this. I rarely tend to get these two together, but I really do love them. Thanks for the request!
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This takes place during the summer of 2009 after Clint’s “golfball prank” on Kevin that wound up on Youtube.
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Bowyer’s House – Clemmons, NC – Summer of 2009

Unintended Consequences

Crushes and Candy

Summary: Jimmie has a crush.

AUTHOR: Mick
RATING: NC-17
CHARACTER: Jimmie Johnson, Elliott Sadler
COMPLETED: December 30, 2009
WORD COUNT: 3,920
DISCLAIMER: If I owned them I’d be too busy to write this stuff. Just fiction, folks!
NOTE: Not going to lie, I’ve been sitting on this fic for close to four years now. I started it way back in 2005 while I was living in Las Vegas and had a silly idea about what slash with Jimmie and Elliott would be like. It wasn’t really going the way I wanted it to and so I forgot all about it until this past November when I went to play in Texas with my lovely COF family. Cat got wind of my idea and all but demanded I finish it for her for Christmas. Well it took a little longer than expected, but here ya go hun! Merry Christmas and I hope you enjoy it!
NOTE 2: Let me reiterate the part about writing this in 2005. Elliott Sadler was still driving the 38 M&M’s Ford for Yates and Jimmie wasn’t even a champ yet. Danny Gans has recently passed away but at the time he was a huge act in Vegas. Anything else that seems horribly dated probably is, but just remember it was written in 2005. ;)
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Las Vegas, NV - March 13th, 2005

Crushes and Candy

Life After You

Summary: Some chances come too late.

AUTHOR: Zippit
CHARACTER: Casey Mears, Dale Earnhardt Jr; Casey POV
CHALLENGE: Christmas Request 2009
RATING: PG-13
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 1,593
WRITTEN FOR: amanda_488
DISCLAIMER: If you recognize anyone in this piece, I am in no way affiliated with or know them personally. I am neither making a profit nor plan to do so. This is nothing more than an exercise in fiction. This is a result of an overactive imagination and I claim no truth to these words.
BETA: Thanks to Catw00man for the beta. All other errors are mine.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I like the quiet friendship that Junior and Casey seem to have in this and how everything played out. Enjoy!
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Whisky River – Dirty Mo’ Acres – Mooresville, North Carolina

Life After You

Night Out with Fivetime

Summary: Jeff picks the fun for the night...DMP beware.

AUTHOR: Catw00man
RATING: NC-17
SERIES: Storms Series
CHARACTER: Jeff Gordon/Dale Earnhardt Jr, Jeff POV
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 6,055
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
DEDICATION: This fic is a Christmas request written especially for Joi. It took me a good while to get back into these boys but I think it was worth it. Thanks for your request and have a Merry Christmas hun! Hope you enjoy. :)
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Ok so this thing has already kinda gone AU, since in the first fic I had Jeff win the Championship in ’04. Also, he made the trip to Paris with Jimmie for the ROC race. *shrugs* Oh well, my fic, my rules, right? I have to imagine there’s a bowling alley somewhere in Mooresville. If so I’d love to see these boys there. ;)
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Mooresville Lanes – Mooresville, NC – January 13, 2005

Night Out with Fivetime

Seaside Respite

Summary: There’s nothing better than a seaside getaway.

AUTHOR: Zippit
SERIES: A Thousand Tomorrows
TOMORROW: #356
CHARACTER: Brian Vickers/Dale Earnhardt Jr; Brian POV
CHALLENGE: Christmas Request 2009
RATING: NC-17
COMPLETED: December 24, 2009
WORD COUNT: 2,085
WRITTEN FOR: glitterfey
DISCLAIMER: If you recognize anyone in this piece, I am in no way affiliated with or know them personally. I am neither making a profit nor plan to do so. This is nothing more than an exercise in fiction. This is a result of an overactive imagination and I claim no truth to these words.
BETA: Thanks to Catw00man for the beta. All other errors are mine.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a pairing I haven’t thought about in forever. Hope you enjoy!
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Beach Villa – St. Bart’s – December 9th, 2009

Seaside Respite

H.M.S. Zombie Apocalypse

Summary: Zombies attack HMS. What more is there to say?

AUTHOR: Catw00man
RATING: PG-13
CHARACTER: Chad Knaus, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon, Steve Letarte, Tony Stewart, Ryan Newman, Kevin Harvick, DeLana Harvick & more
COMPLETED: December 23, 2009
WORD COUNT: 2,670
DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING and am affiliated with NO ONE mentioned here. Not the drivers, not the teams, no one. This is all fiction and fun. In other words...NOT REAL, NOT REAL, NOT REAL. ;-)
DEDICATION: This fic is a Christmas request written especially for houseofknaus a.k.a. Manda. I didn’t even know what to think when I got your request, but I have to say it was definitely the most fun. I don’t usually do this, and know less then nothing about zombies, but I hope it makes you smile. It did me! :) Merry Christmas hun.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I just picked a random time for this one guys because I have no idea when Zombies would want to attack. ;) This kind of thing is not exactly my forte, but I hope it makes you smile anyway!
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Hendrick Motorsports 24/48 Shop – Charlotte, NC – December 23, 2009

H.M.S. Zombie Apocalypse

Hey guys!

Just wanted to let you know that catw00man and I have our Christmas fics up if you've got time in your busy days to head over and read. They're all located here.


Hope you enjoy and Merry Christmas!